danpinera Outdoor Side Tables, Weather Resistant Steel Patio Side Table, Small Round Outdoor End Table Metal Side Table for Patio Yard Balcony Garden Bedside Yellow
bought at Amazon for $39.99
My neighborhood has recently seen a large infestation of raccoons and these aren’t just any raccoons these fuckers must have gotten into the local nuclear power plant because they are fucking MASSIVE. I shit you not I watched a group of them carry off my hand made wooden outside patio table I handcrafted with my deceased grandfather while a few of them flipped me the double bird. This table is just heavy enough that those little fuckers can’t pick it up. Perfect for me!!!